Credit Crunch Jokes

I know times are bad, but life goes on, you still eat, and u still shit. To help you lower down the BP, please read the below:

All kudos back to Jay Leno:

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but
keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street
is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment
banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in
Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that
on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's
left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching
our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money,
it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was
his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy
is even thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business
owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners
are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if
one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I
won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

The "Black Dog" looses his ooomph?

(The Guinness word and associated logos are trademarks of Guinness & Co)


The ever favorite black beer in Malaysia, The "Guinness Stout" or fondly known by the chinese as "Black Dog" had undergone major change in taste recently. Many avid "black dog" drinker and loyal fans - including myself have found that the current Guinness is too light in body and taste. Now the macho "black dog" had turned too "pussy"!

This grouses against Guinness was true and serious, some "fans" even resorting in cursing Guinness by writting graffiti on the walls. I have read ones that say: "Guinness is a con job, they uses lousy ingredient now". There are many critisim of this kind. Please pay more attention next time you frequent a "Kedai Kopi"

Although Guinness try to potray the new "black dog" as the new smoother taste thru her massive marketing efforts, but putting less alchohol content(8% vs 6.7%?) definitely affects the good old taste, the marketing message do not work on hardcore "fans" like us.

I have switch to "Royal Stout" for now on, except for the Guinness Draught, which is still smooth and yummy!

I believed "Royal Stout" definitely enjoying a bumper sales now!!

It Happen again!!? When we will ever learn?

(Picture from Malaysiakini)

Condolences to all the victims of the Bukit Antarabangsa Landslide. It is so sad to hear that "recurring" landslide took away at least 4 lives in the latest incident.

I say "recurring" because since "the highland Tower" tragedy, landslide in that area happened almost annually, sometimes 2-3 times per year!. Despite the Government promise to "look" into it, various soil study by the "expert" over the years, various reports and studies done on this area show, development along the hillside of this area is "dangerous" or "unstable" this type of tragedy do happened again and again. I guess the authorities will put is as an "Act of god" , blaming everything to the forces of nature?

I guess the will of the unscrupulous, greedy developer are much stronger than the will of god.

For your info, 11th December 2008 is the 15 years aniversaries of the "Highland Tower Tragedy"

anyone who forgot about this sad tragedy, please read here

I sincerely hope that someone will take responsibility this time..... god is innocent!

KLIA, Pride of "Boleh Land"

We have multi-billion ringgit infrastructure to "blow water" to our foreign friend, but when our foreign friend first step his/her foot on Malaysian soil, the first disgrace of our "Malaysia boleh" already there to welcome them.



The above shots are taken in KLIA on the 2nd Dec 2008. I was there to receive my elder bro, who is coming back from Cyprus via Cairo. On the arrival information terminal, was this huge alert popups windows from symantec anti-virus, notifying that a virus, had infected the host computers handling the information terminal. The irony was that no one in the IT or from the airport maintenence team cares to ged rid of the alert popups! this popups was blocking a huge part of the screen makes poor soul like me difficult to read the display information! and hundreds of these terminal have this "irritating popup windows" showing in the entire KLIA. Is that a good impression to our tourist??

This is another example of "first class facilities, third class maintenence"

"Malaysia boleh!"

Malaysia version of Ku klax klan! = GGMM

Ku Klax Klan = they got style!



GGMM = Typical Fucktard

"Malaysia Boleh!" yes, we finally have our own hate site, in the guise of GABUNGAN GRADUAN MELAYU MUDA or GGMM.

GGMM is a racist group who promotes "Ketuanan Melayu". If you read their blog carefully, GGMM call the chinese "Cina Babi" and the indian "Keling"

GGMM is actually comprises mostly member of UiTm "graduan" who failed to secure a job and hardly speak any decent english. However, these members move around Kuala Lumpur swiftly in their modified Modenas. Their main thrill in life is to become a respected "Mat Rempit" or "Mat Cemerlang" in Umno terms.

Yes, this also the body of so call Malay graduates who like to hold demonstration to cause traffic jams and gain publicity.

Their most accomplished barking event:

1. Submitting memorandum to Penang State government threaten to sue if the state continue to put up multi-lingual road sign.

2. 6 member of this fucktard group "march" to Wisma MCA to submit yet another memorandum to Datuk Dr, Chua Soi Lek demanding Datuk Dr Chua to retract the "Ketuanan Melayu" critisim and apologised or be sued at the tune of millions of ringgit.

In both case, nobody give a hoot about their demand.

GGMM also threaten to sue anyone or any party who challenge "Ketuanan Melayu" or "NEP" policy with their war chest of RM 126.20

the existence of GGMM actually serves a purpose to society, which is to give us a good laugh! "a good laugh a day, keep the doctor away"

And my thanks to GGMM for calling us chinese "Cina Babi" because the babi is so cute!

cute babi!

Close encounter with a "dead fish"

("Angry" Dead Fish)

"dead fishes" are so dangerous, especially when you want to fried them. And they know when to strike too. Everything was fine when i dip the fish into the hot oil and the fish is turning to golden brown nicely.

(Battle ground)

When i go near to the wok to get something not suspecting anything amiss, "praap" suddenly the golden brown dead fish start twitching and splash hot oil on my hand..


(the casualty)


the sensation is "si peh stim", according to Gregory House(from the TV series "House"), pain will release endorphin, no wonder sometime we associate pain with stim la! ^.^

Doctor said burning pain is the most painful, follow by labour pain. So guys if you are wondering how labour pain feels like, just go splashed yourself with some hot oil!

I got my final revenge on the dead fish - By eating them all...haw haw..Burrrrpppp,,,excuse me!

Healthy tips for a healthy relationship

My long time buddy has this to say about healthy relationship, please read about it here : loose to win

well he has been married for donkey years and have 2 lovely kids to boast, so it may be quite true after all. nope! he is not a self claim love guru