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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Yoga is haram!!

muahahaahahah..... i cant stop myself laughing at this. Practicing Yoga will weakened your faith towards your god.. What la..this JAKIM is full of Poop, should rename to JAKUN la..

10 out of 10 people practice Yoga is for health reasons and there are many type of Yoga too. Most Yoga is a stretching cum breathing exercise. They is some type which involves chanting meditation as well but i strongly believe a true Muslim will definitely known this and will avoid this type.

JAKUN also said Stinkapore also have this Fatwa?? wahahaahh...since when? dont just simply quote, ask your stinkapore counterpart issue us a official statement.

In religon, it is a personal thing with your "god" in your heart. Not necessary have to write "i am a true muslim because i follow all the stupid fatwa" on your forehead. whats the point if a muslim follow all the stupid fatwa or "rules" in public, while at home, enjoying his single malt scotch with siew yuk and in company by a few PRC, getting ready for a foursome role play later???

Why the "Jakun" issue some fatwa which will do good to humanities like "corruption is your one way ticket to neraka" or "read more books that will fill up your peanut brain with knowledge", instead of "no Yoga", "no jeans becos only tomboy wear it", "no short hair because it is so unfeminine", " no macarena too, cos it is not originate form arab".

With such a short sighted "JAKUN" in Malaysia, all muslim here will "die young" unless all of you go and practice silat la...and again "silat" may not be 100% malay too. Malaysian Muslin will "die stupid" too, if all of them keep on following the fatwa of this "JAKUN"

oh..by the way, to all m y malay friends, please refrain from eating with your hand too, because the indians also practice that, and it may be originate from hinduism! the more you eat with your hand, you will drift further away from your god..

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