Mahjong cause of Social problems?

Be it the government from PR or BN, politicians like to gain cheap publicity.  In this case, the Kedah PR outfit wanted to stop automatically renewing mahjong license to associations and private club, citing mahjong may cause social problems among the public....

Jeeeezzz....another stupid statement from a stupid sombong Bodoh (Hey i find some good usage of BM!!!)

Mahjong stimulate good brain activities, is a game which requires strategy and good memories.  It helps prevent Alzheimer disease in old people.  People in China, Hongkong, Japan plays mahjong during their free time, wedding dinner and a host of other celebration, They even use computerised Fully auto mahjong table to pursue this leisure activity, and yet these countries  are some of the world most advance countries.

I wonder why there is no "mahjong" problems over there???  hmm....now i know why there is so many incest case in the village.

Yay..we almost there!

Malaysia slides 9 places to 56th spot in 2009 Corruption Perceptions Index

Well get use to this type of news.  It will happen again and again as long the pariah Barisan Nasional is in power.  This time we scored 4.5 points, next year maybe 3.5 points.  Another 2 more year we will be side by side with Myamar....Barisan Nasional will become the Junta...and malaysia will become a failed state!

Using English is "Weird"?

Malaysian minister says English at work 'weird'

Our Deputy education Minister is not weird, just plain stupid!  must be a MARA by product!  Just accept it, BAHASA MALAYSIA IS THE MOST USELESS LANGUAGE, whether for social or in Business, nobody use it.  and further more, Bahasa use a lot of word from English..like famili, automasi. deklarasi...dan macam macam...hahahah..i think even Najib dun use it in his work, maybe only when talking to our stupid deputy education minister or other MARA graduates..

Oh my gosh...this actor really can act...now they are crying...wahahaahah

痛批马华党内民主已死亡　魏家祥周美芬泪洒记者会 - 當今大馬

Cork eye Chew Mei fun and that egg head now resorts to crying to gain sympathy...hahahahahahaha...really make my day..wahaahahah

Single Stream School in Malaysia?

Tun Mamak Mahathir proposed that a single stream school being implemented in Malaysia so we can all become Malaysian? !@#$$%x@@##$ f*ck is this senile talking shit?  So we are not Malaysian because we do not attend a single stream school??  So what are we...??  well..for sure i know we are cheap labour in Malaysia, working our life off to sustain a rotten government in terms of paying income tax..so maybe we are smooth fair skin bangla eh?

I support single streams school when we have a solid direction what is this Single stream policy all about.  I will support single stream school only the education ministry is run by true educationist with the country well being in mind, not run by an racist politician idiot who championed "ketuanan Melayu" and raised the stupid keris from time to time.

Tun Mamak is comparing with Singapore and other host of nation...do i hear Singapore?  Wahahahahahahah.....do this mamak know what kind of education standard Singapore is practicing??

Just compare 2 products from our country, a national school student and a chinese school student generally, you will see the vast difference!!  even our Malay friend started to sent their kids to chinese school, because chinese school promotes competitiveness and excellency!

Chinese will never support Single streams school policy if the education standard is poor, i definitely do not want my children still struggling to learn simple maths in their secondary years..

Long time no post! hahahhaha

It had been quite soooooomme time since my last posting.  Why?  dont know la...maybe lack of inspiration, maybe busy, not so bolanliap anymore, or maybe just laaaazzzyyyyy...

actually there is not much to write anyway.. you see...nothing is happening in this country anymore...economy was stagnant..maybe reclining since 1999.. politic scene is the usual stuff, shit hitting the ceiling fan flying everywhere.  The only thing that still caught my attention is the MCA saga, not that i am concern about the welfare of the chinese due to the turmoil in malaysia biggest racist, gangster party.  I was just plainly amused by the antics and selfishness of all the MCA office bearer, the script was better than the latest Hong Kong TVB soapie series...so from what is happening in MCA, do you thing all the minister from this party care about us?  OTK the transport minister, has he done anything to improve our country transportation affairs??  Our faggot look alike vegetarian Health minister, seems to forget about the H1N1 virus..and we have cock eye Chew Mei Fun, she is the biggest joke of all..my bitch dog looks more suitable to become a politician than her...and i heard she want to become the Tourism Minister...hahahahaah

PKR soon will become part of our country politician comedy series, PKR definitely will become the butt of jokes in Malaysia and comes the next GE, we will kick these Umno rejects into oblivion...

Oh.. i heard another lap dog party in Barisan Nasional stable name Gerakan has a new mandate...is to become Greennnnnn...

Green party in Malaysia?  for a country where justice system is washing down the drain, human lives are cheap(if they dun like you, they throw you off the building), there is certainly more things to champion than the trees and grass.  Oh..but ever mind la...Gerakan youth assembly only attracts 100+ delegates while a run of the mill NGO organized forums easily attracts a couple of hundred people attending, it shows how relevant Gerakan to the people.

1Malaysia!!

Everyone should know what does it means by now, from Detergent advertisement, Toll company slogan, F1 team and the 1toilet initiatives by 1school in trengganu, you see it everywhere.  but i hope it will soon cover, 1massage, 1foorreflexology, 1KTV, and the initials used by the pimp along Bukit Bintang area!...HA~

DAP-Penang
Sometimes, no news is good news...kudos to DAP, LGE and team.  DAP is providing good governance in Penang and there is no news for the evil mainstream media to spin..keep in up DAP, and forever goodbye Teng hock Nam..

广州， 长安 ，东莞 in a glance! - Day 3 & 4

Day 3 & 4
The last 2 days of our trip were spent on travelling between office and customers place.  since 长安 was only an industrial town, it was totally void of any touristy place for us to visit.  And the landscape of this industrial town is almost identical where ever you go, it was so boring.. gloomy + polluted weather almost the entire trip we were here.

If i was to spend a coupler of weeks here, i would need a high speed internet connection and a PS3 game console is a must.  The interest of watching chinese serial drama series must be cultivated!!

Morning sun

Morning view from my room

Checked out the smog and the haze!

In 广州 everything is big..the above is one of the many high end condominium project.  The ultra rich here do not buy a single unit or a single floor, they will buy the whole block!

To be continueeee...

广州， 长安，东莞 in a glance! - Day 2

Day 2
After a good night sleep, I feel so fresh in the morning and look forward to the exciting day ahead.  The weather is good and i am so excited about this country.  I never been to a country which practice communism before, heard so much about this place but nothing beats experiencing it yourself.


Modern Cityscape of Chang An town center    

The Maze begins



Traffic
"Havoc" is the word to describe the traffic situation here.  China practice Left hand drive so it feel so weird on the road as i always think we are heading into the wrong traffic direction.  Bicycle, Tricycle, bus, trucks, pedestrian all share the 2 or 3 lane road.  Over here the taxis basically stop everywhere, sometimes totally blocking the traffic.  Over here, you can horn, curse and rude gesture(Malaysian are the expert in these) but the local population do not give a hoot about it, they just mind their own business(continue to block the traffic and irritate the shit out of you...haw haw).

The general rule about the traffic law here is: "Big car hit small car, big car wrong" maybe you will scream: hey! but the small car flouted traffic law! Well..too bad.. this is the way the government use to minimize accident because if not, all the big macho car will run down all the bicycle and tricycles! 

All working expatriate here hire a driver to fetch them to work and meetings.  avoid driving here at all cost.

Drunk driving here attracts 15 days police lockup first before they fine you or compound your licence.  Police lock up at a country where human rights is still at its very infancy are no joke! it makes the ones in Malaysia feels like 5 star facilities...

Another tips for potential driver - If you hit a pedestrian, hopefully you kill the fella on the spot! it will be easier this way as human life in China is cheap.  If not, his/her whole family/village will camp at your house to demand compensation!

Vroom...vroom.... at 龙闶                               


  Ambulance?

Distance
We all know China is a very big country, but how we judge whether a destination is far or near?  As a guideline, if you were told that the destination is about 20-30 minutes drive, it is nearby.  If you were told you need to spend arount 1.5 hours to 2 hours in a car to reach your destination, it is a norm here.  People here commute 1.5 - 2 hours for an appointment everyday.

New hotel room
Since the first hotel room was quite errie and not so comfortable, we were checked into another hotel call 美伦商务酒店.  This hotel was quite near to Chang An industrial estate and recently refurbished.  The room rate came with daily buffet breakfast at RMB 168.00.  Buffet was very uncommon over here and at this price, it was a good bargain.  Another Tip: You could actually bargained at the front desk for more breakfast voucher(for your friend, in-law, parent and whoever).  we managed to obtain 5 breakfast voucher instead of 2!!! If you were unsuccessful for this freebies, try again with different front desk receptionist at a later time.  we managed to get more than 2 breakfast voucher for our whole stay.

So how is the room?   Fantastic...for the price we paid, it was much better than some 4 star or even 5 star hotels

Cozy...fully equipped.                                          

  Kinky shower cubicle....


Rain shower...woo..hoo...syok!                        

套房 or 炮房?




To be continue....

广州， 长安，东莞 in a glance! - Day 1

I was always on the road lately due to work purposes.  Recently I also have the chance to travel to Guangzhou for a business trip.  To be more accurate, I visited Chang An 长安镇 of 东莞 city.  I have heard of these places from friend as there are famous among Malaysians as many has invested in these city.  I was there for 4 nights, relatively short for such a big place. or is it?

Before you planned a trip to Guangzhou, There is a few things you need to pay attention too:

1. Visa,  Many malaysian take this for granted as Malaysian are blessed with a passport that can enter many country in the world without any visa requirements, but not to China!

2. Bring Cash, almost all establishment do not accept foreign credit or charge card...cash is king in China.

3. Land at the correct airport.  I make a mistake by landing at Baiyun International instead of Shenzhen, Hong Kong or Macau.  Landing at the correct airport will at least save you 1 to 1.5 hours traveling time by road.


Baiyun International Airport

Day 1

Arrive late to 长安 due to my flight booking blunder of landing at Baiyun instead of shenzhen.  Thanks to pre-assign driver from company, we arrive swiftly to 长安 and after a quick late supper (well...over here there is no such thing as supper menu, and most of the people here eat in 茶餐厅 a la Hong Kong Style, the menu is really big and extensive, if you order wrongly, the portion will stuff you until tomorrow!)

Since we are so tired, we checked into our first hotel - 四喜酒店 located just next to a community hospital and the famous 长安 old 二奶村.  well the 二奶村is a place you look for well... not really for 二奶 but more for "kok kok kai."  The most creepy part about this hotel was the community hospital located next to it, because from your window, you can easily saw the patient inside and China community hospital is not your Gleneagles or Columbia Aisia type, and the sight ain't pretty.  This reason alone made up my mind to go hotel hunting first thing after work tomorrow!


四喜酒店 rooms, not so bad i would say, as i have seen worse in Malaysia


Toilet is clean, water was hot and pressure was good.  Instant noodle was cheap(for a hotel) and the satelite decoder provides you 50++ channel for your viewing pleasure......

It has been a tiring day...and immediately i Z.zzzz.zzzzzz

To Be Continue..................

Beng Hock's Final Journey to his Alor Gajah home

明福终于回到家

Warning! not for the soft hearted!
 

18/07/09 12.45am 明福终于回到家 Beng Hock's final journey to his Alor Gajah home

MACC downfall Parody

this is a well known video circulating in blogsphere reflecting what has happen to Beng Hock and i totally believe it.  Nowadays, whatever your mum told you about the police, MACC and other federal agency is here to served the rakyat...i will tell her "mum, you are wrong! very wrong"

Please do not treat this video as a joke or comedy..

MACC Downfall Parody

Teoh Beng Hock lingers around the premise after MACC "torturing"

the above was claimed by the goons in MACC and do you believe that?  it is total BS and absurd! TBH is getting married tomorrow and still want to hang around MACC in the wee hours?

Sometimes even when you go back to your mothers house or in-law place and stay there for too long, you also want to go home quickly...

MACC and the police...dun insult our intelligence, we definitely know we have a higher IQ than you guys..

Vote BN Out!

Another unexplained death in the vicinity/jurisdiction of a federal agency.  Teoh Beng Hock was found dead at MACC building.  Earlier, we have Kugan battered to death in Police custody, and what has 1malaysia promised to do about it? NOTHING!

Yes... if you have voted the Barisan Nasional in the pass General election, your hands are indirectly tainted with Beng Hock and Kugan's blood. you are an accomplice! you are a murderer!

Many people will laugh it off and said in a typical Malaysian mentality, "not my problem", "there is nothing i can do about it", "compare to myamar and somalia, malaysia are much better".

to all the BN voter: Today is Beng Hock, tomorrow i sincerely hope is one of your family member, your parents, siblings or loves one..

Vote BN out in the next GE, this is at least what we can do for Beng hock and Kugan...

JUSTICE FOR BENG HOCK! ANSWER FOR THE RAKYAT

JUSTICE FOR BENG HOCK! ANSWER FOR THE RAKYAT

Please help forward the message..!

He deserved better than this!

Another black episode in Malaysia, We want the truth..

五百人点烛促反贪会交代死因　未婚妻泣诉：让我再见他一面 - Malaysiakini

Condolences to his family and his fiancee.  I cannot believe my eyes when i switch on to Malaysiakini after i came back from work...it is indeed a black day in this country..

why the need to interrogate Mr Teoh Beng Hock until the wee hours in the morning?  he is not going anywhere!! Is he a dangerous muderer? or hardcore criminals??

We want justice and we want the truth...

Mother of all "ZAKARIA" Mansion - The TOYO mansion (2)

基尔巴厘式豪宅比查宫更豪华　总值2400万，占地5万平方尺 - Malaysiakini

You think the Klang UMNO warlord Zakaria has a big mansion?  Think again! this is mother of all Zakaria! The Toyo mansion!  now i know where my tax money gone too...

So...thanks to 27 million malaysian, especially the chinese because according to DR M, 70% of income tax are paid by the chinese.  We really bought a very nice house for this anak toyol!

Good Chap! Good photo..

CLay Photography

another of my friend has decided to go semi pro in Photography.  So if any of you guys want an affordable wedding photographer, please get hold of him before his price go up...hahahaha

I have commited a murder...in cold blood too...

I kill these 2 fella...


Although these 2 fella is big but they are no match for my Akido technique....1 stab in the belly, another stab right between the eye, is all it takes to end their life.  I wished i can show you the whole killing process but it will be too gruesome... how the black liquid oozing out from the belly wound, some liquid thingie sputtering out in between the eyes, their legs kicking in pain and their arms struggling in vain...i think i  will spared you all the details for now.

not satisfy killing them, i even cook them out...im so inhumane... hahahaahh

yummy!

burppp..!!  oops...poor fella, after they are cooked...i even eat them..muahahahahaha...

since i have invited so much bad karma...i think i will reincarnate as "HAI WONG" in my next life..

Mother of all "ZAKARIA" Mansion - The TOYO mansion

基尔巴厘式豪宅比查宫更豪华　总值2400万，占地5万平方尺 - Malaysiakini

You think the Klang UMNO warlord Zakaria has a big mansion?  Think again! this is mother of all Zakaria! The Toyo mansion!  now i know where my tax money gone too...

"ki lang kong lang wah, ki kooi kong kooi wah"

正副首相玩“双面人”分化华巫　纳吉受促以行动废除新经政策

50 years of independence of Malaysia, the Rhetoric never runs out.  BN is still resorting to this bullshit..

At a banquet in Putrajaya organised by MCA(Malaysia Coward Association), PM promised to live up to the demand of the chinese community and will implement a string of special measures to address the grouses of the Chinese.  While his sidekick. swine face DPM pull out his "tiny whinny" keris again for ketuanan melayu agenda.

jeeezz.....we do not want any "special" measures for us, we just want the "normal" ones for all Malaysians.....not special this for the chinese, special that for the Indians...bla...bla...

I bet my last dollar, some Ultra or pariah Malay NGO will soon pull out their tiny winnie keris and demand for blood over this so called "special measure"...

ya...what a 1Malaysia?

The passing of the "KING"

"Whacko Jacko", "The Gloves One", "King Of Pop", "Child Molester" Whatever name the world called him, or accused him, has passed away.  He was 50 years old.

I guessed he finally found peace after he was surrounded by so much controversy, surrounded by not so sincere minders and friends for so long.  To me MJ is one of the most talented musician of all time... "Beat it" was my first introduction to the english pop song(I say pop song because i also know "Twinkle twinkle little star and bla..bla..black sheep"), "Billiy Jean" was my second.

Although MJ is no personal friend of mine but i guesses he was an adult with "kid" personality.  He lived in his own fantasy world (look at neverland!) with hundred millions of USD to spend.  He was constantly protected or manipulated by his minder, shielded from reality by the people around him, all in the purpose of protecting him...

In short i think his "protective coccon" broke when his money runs out, and the reality slap him big time in his overly re-constructed face.  I guess the consipiracy theory of him dying from overdosing might be true after all.

MJ, rest in peace and the world will miss you...at least i know  will...

H1N1 should be call "Selsema Babi"?

While the world is battling this contagious flu, our new & Information Minister, so called veteran politician, Rais Yatim (i am ignoring all their title as it is very difficult to pronounce and he dun fit to hold the title anyway) says, H1N1 should be called "swine flu" because it is very difficult for the newcaster of RTM to pronounce H-satu N-satu" so "selsema Babi" is much easier...

Either i think this is an insult to the newscaster or RTM hired retard as newscaster.  I think the poor pig had a hard time in malaysia, because he is being politicised and associate to everything negative..some tribe in this country will start frothing in the mouth one the word "pig" is mentioned....

damn...after all this negative things about the pig...i still loves pork..is time to try my latest recipe.."Grill Pork tenderloin with mojo sauce..."  yum..yum...

Hishammudin "Keris" says the Rakyat is fed up!

Malaysia-Today.net - No Holds Barred, Corridors of Power and more @ mt.m2day.org - Public fed up with Opposition MP’s antics, says Hisham

This dungu say the Rakyat is fed up with the antics of the Opposition, as referring to the ejection of several opposition MPs from the Dewan Rakyat.

Who the fark is he speaking on behalf of the rakyat?  Let me tell you what the rakyat is fed up with, WE ARE SICK OF the lawlessness of this country, the rotten state of malaysia judiciary, the power grabbing by mamak Zambry in Perak, PKFZ scandal, the lousy economy and Najis stupid 1malaysia rhetorics.

If Mr Keris thinks he knows everything, why don't you convinced Najib...oh sorry, Rosmah to call for a national snap election?  then We the rakyat will tell you whether we are Fed up with who!

Wow..UMNO is so touchy!

Najib: PAS is sincere about unity govt, Umno open to talks (Update 2)

suddenly Najib say PAS is sincere about the Unity thingie, and UMNO is open to talks.  but then is UMNO Sincere about this? In this saga, UMNO still want to play the Taikor part "...hmmmph...We, UMNO is open to your petty party suggestion..snort!...but do not question our sincerity on this...snort..." I would say "PODAH" la...Najis...a party with a racist, dictatorship agenda will never open to talks..is just trying to play up issue to split the PR coalition...

so Tok Guru Hadi, just like RPK mentioned in Malaysia Today, do you still remember the Memali incident?  where your "brothers" being massacred by the party that tou want to unite with?  I guess the corruption of being in power and money have clouded your senses,  sothick until your Allah also cannot help you?

Cool retreat - Cameron Highlands, BOH land, strawberries and Jagung

To be Honest, after 35 years in this universe, I only been to Cameron Highlands twice.  Cannot remember when is the first time i went, but i know is quite some time after the new Simpang Pulai Link is ready, and after the massive landslide too.  The second trip is very recent too, to be precised, last month 23th-24th spending one cool night there.

Why Cameron Highlands and not Genting Highland?  since the later is nearer to My house and colder too!  Well Genting just do not offer the relaxation in Cameron Highland, Even the journey there is approximately 3.5 hours.  In Genting, the bright blinking neon lights make you headache, the gold hair ah beng on their way to the casino put you off with their foul mouth.  While in Cameron, you are greeted by a remote settlement of farm workers, although nowadays, cameron is fast becoming too commercialised but this place still has vast place of greenery, and the weather is so blissful.  I do not mind going there again, anyone game for a hike up to Gunung Brinchang?


for this time, i took the old road up to Cameron, a bit winding but it is a good track your F1 cornering skills.   The first refreshing sight and sound that greeted us was this waterfall, nice! i never been to a waterfall up close b4, poor ole me...
SG. Palas Boh Plantation.  yes Tea is associated to Cameron, and Tea is associated with "BOH"...ada ummph!  I believed only in Cameron, you can buy the Sg. Palas Supreme, which is 100% exported to UK.


Flowers and cactus, abundant in Cameron Highlands, if your local florist charging you thru the nose for a simple arrangement, come up here and buy 3 basket load of here.  Of course you need to arrange it yourself la..(which is not so difficult la....I show you later)

after spending the night with friends over a hearty homemade steamboat and some chill neat single malt whiskey...i feel can take on the whole world again..just hope the rest of "my world" is as cool as the wheather here.

For those who cook at home, a visit to the fresh market is a must.  plenty of fresh vege to pick from.  Although the price is still cheap but the difference is not much if you compared to Tesco or even the local market back in Penang/KL.  But the freshness 100% guarenteed so is the amount of pesticide..hahahahah.  So please clean it properly before you eat it.


We stopped by "EAT POH" for "Kai See Hor Fun"(late lunch) and of course we will not forget to buy Aun Kheng Salted chicken back home as dinner.  When we have the opportunity to stopped by Ipoh, we also will buy some tiger head "heong Pneah"  yum..yum..taste...so nice..

Sigh..as we proceed our way back to KL, the thermometer of our car showing the outside temperature was 36c...haiz...back to nerve frying, brain boiling reality...and the need to clean up the mess created during the holiday...


I wish i can afford a maid!

This bolanliap flowers arrangment...sui bo?